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Buy Canadian (Bank of China Edition)

Carney's "Buy Canadian" policy is so loosely defined that 100% foreign-owned companies qualify as Canadian. Even the Bank of China. When Parliament asked for a definition, officials said "we need to go back to what the PM said." May 4, 2026.

The Pipeline That's "More Probable Than Possible"

A year as PM. A signed MOU with Alberta. And Carney still won't approve a pipeline. His answer: "more probable than possible." Alberta is still waiting. May 4, 2026.

Nation-Building: All Ribbon, No Projects

Carney passed Bill C-5 with promises of pipelines, ports and energy corridors. Nearly a year later, MPs report zero projects approved under the law. The slogans are real. The shovels aren't. May 3, 2026.

The Disappearing Words

Global Affairs Canada's 2026-27 plan quietly erases all mention of "forced labour." A Liberal floor-crosser says he doesn't "believe in reports" about it. The PM's PCO told Parliament he didn't raise human rights with Xi — then called it "submitted in error." May 3, 2026.

The Independent Senate (Wink Wink)

Carney got his House majority via floor crossings — now reports say he wants his own principal secretary in the Senate. 58 of 59 non-Conservative senators are Trudeau appointees. Globe: "The notion the Senate might thwart Mr. Carney is laughable." May 3, 2026.

Sell Your Assets? No Thanks.

Parliament's ethics committee issued 20 recommendations targeting Carney's conflicts of interest — including calling on him to divest. The PM's response was silence. Experts say it won't happen. 100+ companies on his conflict screen and counting. May 3, 2026.

"I Am the ONE Negotiator!"

Carney declared himself the sole "negotiator for Canada" after Conservative MPs met with the US Trade Representative in Washington. Conservative MP Jivani went to Yale Law with VP Vance — Carney refuses to use that connection. May 3, 2026.

The Consultation Was a Text Message

Ottawa announced a $3.8B plan to lock up 30% of Canada's land. Alberta's Environment Minister got a brief text: "We're excited about rolling out the 30x30 plan." No meetings, no consultation, no recognition of provincial jurisdiction. May 3, 2026.

Buy Canadian! (But Shh About the Pentagon Deal)

Carney promised to buy less American military equipment. Then a Pentagon contract notice revealed Canada quietly signed a $1.1B HIMARS rocket deal months ago — no announcement, press release buried. May 3, 2026.

"Canada Strong" — Paid For By You

Liberals used their own election campaign slogan in taxpayer-funded government advertising. MPs said it "literally violates the Treasury Board rules." The Privy Council promised to investigate. May 3, 2026.

Ethics Says Sell. Carney Says Watch Me Invest.

Ethics Committee told Carney to divest his $10M+ Brookfield holdings. Four days later he announced a $25B fund in the same sectors — funded with borrowed money. May 2, 2026.

Behind Closed Doors: The $300M Cover-Up

Liberals voted to move health committee investigation of PrescribeIT — a program that ballooned from $40M to $300M — behind closed doors. No explanation given. May 2, 2026.

Your Tax Dollars: No Questions Allowed

Taxpayer-funded 'Ask a Trans Person Anything' event in Okotoks, AB ejected a former university professor. The event is tied to WAGE-funded organizations. Your money — no questions allowed. May 2, 2026.

$647 Million — Your Money Back, Sir

Liberals collected $647M from Big Tech under their Digital Services Tax — then caved to US pressure and had to give it all back. Taxpayers out $30M in wasted admin costs. May 2, 2026.

But Look How Well I Did at the G7!

67% say Carney is failing on housing. 70% on cost of living. Even half of Liberal voters are disappointed — Angus Reid, April 2026. May 2, 2026.

Welcome Our Top Spy Threats!

CSIS named China and India as Canada's top foreign interference threats in its 2025 Public Report. Carney responded with trade deals and state visits. May 2, 2026.

Same Plan, 50 Years of Failure

Fraser Institute: 50 years of Canadian trade diversification efforts failed, with China as the sole beneficiary. Carney's fix? Give China more access. May 2, 2026.

“For the Children” 👀

The Carney government weighs banning social media for under-16s — the same government that passed C-11, C-18, and drafted Bill C-63. The framing changes. The censorship direction doesn't. May 2, 2026.

Only Banker-Approved Money

Ottawa bans Bitcoin from Canadian elections — citing foreign interference. But Bitcoin is MORE traceable than cash. The real effect: locking political donations inside the traditional finance system that Carney spent his career inside. May 2, 2026.

The Judge Who Picked a Side

Chief Justice Wagner called convoy protesters "anarchists" — then refused to step aside from the Liberals' Supreme Court bid to overturn two rulings that found the Emergencies Act invocation was illegal. May 1, 2026.

3 Words. Government Showed Up.

A BC mom said "stop race-baiting" during a land acknowledgement at her daughter's play — sat quietly after — and the school principal called child protective services. Her children were interviewed. May 1, 2026.

She Deleted This

Marilyn Gladu slammed Carney on video — then crossed the floor to join his caucus and deleted the post. "It would be a shame if this got shared." May 1, 2026.

Lost Generation

Youth unemployment surged from 10% to 13.8% in three years — the fastest non-recession increase on record. Nearly 1 in 7 young Canadians can't find work. Canada's rate is 3.8 points above the US. May 1, 2026.

$200M Liberal Rocket

Carney's Liberals handed $200 million to a Nova Scotia penny-stock spaceport company — backdated lease, surging stock, community opposition. Auditor General investigation demanded. May 1, 2026.

The Screen With All the Holes

Carney's ethics screen covers 103 Brookfield entities — but a 'general application' loophole lets him set the green energy, carbon market, and infrastructure policy that makes Brookfield rich. May 1, 2026.

Happy Labour Day From Goldman Sachs

Carney hands a Canadian worker the bill: $225 billion in new debt, $575B in spending by 2030, and 9.8 million food-insecure Canadians. International Workers' Day 2026.

Slam the Door on $300 Million

Liberal MPs use their new majority to move the health committee in-camera — shutting out public scrutiny of a $40M program that ballooned to $300M before being cancelled. No explanation given.

"Fiscal Discipline" — $1.63 Trillion Later

Champagne declares "fiscal discipline" while Canada's debt races to $1.629 trillion and interest payments hit $80.7B/year. $54B in new spending, zero plan to balance the books.

Carney's Banquet of Illusions

Carney dines lavishly while declaring "Affordability has never been better!" as Canadians queue at food banks outside. 9.8 million Canadians in food-insecure households say otherwise.

The Liberal Trades Trap

Carney gives a nation-building speech while 275 project files get stamped 'BLOCKED' behind him and 207,700 unemployed tradespeople sit on the curb below.

One Negotiator. Zero Deals.

Carney blocks Conservative MPs from Washington while clutching an empty briefcase — 50% steel tariffs on the wall, July 1 deadline on the clock, and "zero deals" stamped across the door.

The Patronage Express

Carney waves off Trudeau's energy minister Jonathan Wilkinson on a first-class diplomatic train to Brussels — while taxpayers ask "Who voted for this?"

The Enemy Within

Carney strangles Canadian business with Liberal red tape while pointing at Trump — $1.63 trillion in debt on the wall behind him. Canada's real enemy was always internal.

Secret Sessions

Carney locks the health committee behind closed doors while Conservative MPs are shut out — and a poached MP holds a 'They Tried To Recruit Me' sign.

The $80B Interest Bomb

Carney at a chalkboard covered in deficit numbers while MPs react in shock. By 2031, Canada pays $80B a year just in interest — more than the Canada Health Transfer.

The Deficit Champagne

Carney stands on a sinking Canada holding a $37 billion deficit glass while Canadians drown holding '$3,400 MORE' signs.

The Bubble He Built

Carney as Bank of Canada Governor watches the $817K housing bubble he inflated — now as PM he promises to fix it.

The $200 Million Rocket

A crooked rocket in a tiny fishing village — your tax dollars at work in Canso, Nova Scotia.

The Trade Pivot Fantasy

Carney tries to steer Canada away from the U.S. magnet — while steering toward a China iceberg. 50 years of PMs tried this. All failed.

The 313% Dairy Cartel

Politicians in dairy hats hide behind a 313% tariff wall while Canadian families pay double for milk. Supply management: protecting dairy board votes, not families.

Hold My Champaign!

Carney celebrates while Canadians pay $3,400 more. Share this.